Adam Hussein
September 1st 1983,
A Newport wreck-head lost his f*ckin short term memory,
He couldnt remember sh! t,
Who the f*ck he was or what to do with a clit,
Like a bastard kid he might have left it somewhere,
Smoking loads of bud cause he just dont care,
Are you my Dad? My Mum or my Brother?
Cause its in one ear and out the f*ckin other,
Like being blasé, not too concise,
Doctors said my brain was like a Muller rice,
Some mind control means telekinesis,
F*ckin strong draw leaves your mind in pieces,
To be a dopeman boy then you must qualify,
Had something to do but instead I got high,
Pardon? Sorry? What? I think I forgot,
My short term memorys f*ckin gone to pot!
Chorus
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
Eggsy
Lookin at Adam's face no expression or emotion,
Even if a naked girl was showing him devotion,
You can tell him stuff be it truth or lie,
Cause the only thing he won't forget is how to get high,
Stop there, take a second, understand,
Smoking the weed is integral to the Band
- Of Brothers, but you knew that before,
Ask them two plus two and they just saw draw.
Adam Hussein
Boom! Boom! Boom! Shake the room!
Don't know what are the words, but i can hum the f*cking tune,
What? Where? Who? Why? Whats going on?
Forgot what Im saying, f*ck me that sh! ts strong,
Doctors say it affects your mind and your follicles,
That might be true but I think he's talking bollicles
I thought i was at home but I'm in town.
Im Adam Hussein and I need a lie down clarts
Chorus
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
P. Xain
In your head, zombie, zombie,
I got this problem with my memory,
Its no joke, Im not playing,
I cant remember what we were saying,
Psychotropic drugs inside of my brain,
They made me forget the whatsernames,
I got this problem, its called short term,
I got the memory of ejaculating sperm.
Adam Hussein
What was I saying? Nah... It's gone,
Short term memory, minds gone wrong,
Should I give up weed? Maybe I oughta?
F*ck that spa, tick me up another quarter,
Yeah it's true, my mind is like a sieve,
I smoke weed everyday, thats how I live,
But Im sure the weed isn't to blame,
Cause my Nans 84 and shes just the same clart!
Chorus
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
Mystikal
Right! Yes, what it is... nah it's gone...
P. Xain
Dopeman Dopeman, do you remember?
You owe me fifty quid from last September,
When Im out, I tend to forget,
Did I know you? Or have we just met?
I should have kept a log like Captain Kirk,
Because I forgot to pick up the Missus from work,
I got this book on mental power,
And I take special pills and wank twice an hour
Billy Webb
Short term memory all gone up in smoke,
I dunno what you said but I think someone spoke?
Constant amazement at everyday reality,
Like Professors and wave particle duality,
Alarm clock blinking after a power cut power cut,
Or school on Saturday when I knew it was shut,
Speed, blow pills and ecstasy,
Effecting my short term memory.
Chorus
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
My short term memory, it wont come back to me
(I cant remember, I cant remember, what it is I want to remember)