The trees in my garden are smiling at me And I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to see Feeling like I shouldn't feel And it's not right it's nice it's not cool It's not good for my health But oh well I looked inside my wallet today All my money had gone away And I thought this is the life All my money and strife was worth it To go to the pub on a Friday Go to football on Sunday And now I know why this is unfair Who wants to be a millionaire?