Love, Oh I don't mess with that stuff Oh I've had more than enough, to last me a lifetime or two And Hope, it's more addictive than Coke Yeah it's cupids cruel joke, and look at me laughing If love is a drug, then I am hooked I phoned Betty Ford, but they're fully booked Oh can you give me something, something please To get me off of this sneeze Eternal love, I don't believe in it It's a government myth, another moon landing My vacuum packed heart is in solitary So please please don't contact me, I don't need the temptation If love is a drug, then I am hooked I phoned Betty Ford, but they're fully booked Oh yeah I know it helps to write a few tunes So excuse me whilst I howl at the moon If love is a drug, then I am hooked I phoned Betty Ford, but they're fully booked Oh can you give me something, something please To get me off of this sneeze