Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
(Railroad Bill lives on Garbage Hill
He never bathes and he never will
It's that stinky, smelly Railroad Bill!)
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
(Banjo solo with Donna yipping)
(Sic'em, dog!)
(Railroad Bill comin' down the hill
Lightin' his cigar with a ten-dollar bill
It's that dirty crook, Railroad Bill.)
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
(Ho!)
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
(Two policemen dressed in blue
Comin' down that hill, goin' two-by-two
They're lookin' for our friend Railroad Bill.)
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
(Railroad Bill ain't no friend of mine
Hop in a train on the C&O line
And it's ride on, Railroad Bill.)
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
(Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill!
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill!
And it's railroad, railroad, Bill!)
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
(One more time, now!) (Whoo!!)
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride, ride, ride ride!
Railroad Bill, Railroad Bill
He never works and he never will
And it's ride... ride... ride ride!
(Whooo!!!)