If you were my girl I'd write you poems And leave them on your car so you'd find them after work If you were my girl We'd slow dance in a bar to Tony Bennett's "Sweet Loraine" While I sang you every word If you were my girl Just by you being you and always doing something cute I'd turn my head and blush Then I'd smile and I'd sigh And thank God that I'm alive with you my love If I were your girl I'd go put on something cute and snuggle up Real close to you while we cruise inside your car If I were your girl I'd be so proud of you For all the things you can do with your hands, and your heart If I were your girl I'd force you with my eyes To lay your head down on my thighs as I stroke your hair Then I'd smile and I'd sigh and thank God that I'm alive with you my dear If I fell in love with you The angels and demons would both stop their screaming to join us in a tune If I fell in love with you Old cupid would blush when he catches us trying out our new moves If I fell in love with you The earth couldn't take all the love that we'd make simply break into two Then we'd smile and we'd sigh And thank God that we're alive and in love with you I'm in love with you I'm in love with you