You left your fake eyelashes on my bathroom sink again But waking up next to you remedies all the mess I know you took care of my drunken self from the night before But right here in your arms is the only way for me to rest And I know I'm not exactly a sight for sore eyes But you look at my bedraggled hair like it's alright And I don't know what I'd do without you I'd probably get into enough trouble for two So please don't leave me alone I need to know when you're coming home Cause I don't know what I'd do without you I know you hate it when I drink that liquor by myself I really thought that that would be enough for you to leave me alone But you never left my side, and I admit that you were right When you told me you would stick it out this long And I don't know what I'd do without you I'd probably get into enough trouble for two So please don't leave me alone I need to know when you're coming home Cause I don't know what I'd do without you And I know I'm not exactly a sight for sore eyes But you crawl right back into my bed like it's alright And I don't know what I'd do without you I'd probably get into enough trouble for two So please don't leave me alone I need to know when you're coming home Cause I don't know what I'd do Yeah I don't know what I'd do without you