I was talking, not two days ago To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know And I asked Henry, my bartending friend If I should bother dating unfamous men And Henry said, you're lucky to even know me You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be drinking here for free 'Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes And then he said Do you wanna be a polyester bride? Do you wanna hang your head and die? Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? Do you wanna flap your wings and fly away from here? And I was sitting, not two days ago Feeling lonely 'cause I'm just feeling low And I asked Henry, my bartending friend Why it is that there are those kind of men? And Henry said, you're lucky to even know me You're lucky to be alive You're lucky to be drinking here for free 'Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes And then he said Do you wanna be a polyester bride? (Polyester bride) Do you wanna hang your head and die? (Head and die) Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? Do you wanna flap your wings and fly away from here? Princess do you really wanna flap your wings and fly? 'Cause you've got time He keeps telling me, you've got time But I don't believe him, you've got time I keep on pushing harder I keep on pushing farther away But he keeps tellin' me He says baby, yeah Do you wanna be a polyester bride? Do you wanna hang your head and die? Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? Do you wanna flap your wings and fly away from here? Do you wanna be a polyester bride? (Away from here) Do you wanna be a polyester bride? (Away from here) Do you wanna be a polyester bride? Princess, do you really wanna flap your wings and fly away from here?