I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards and I said that's just fine with me That way we can fuck and watch TV It was 4 am and the light was grey like it always is in paperbacks He asked if I liked playing jacks I told him that I was good to sixes but all hell brook loose after that I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was 12 at summer camp We didn't say anything after that I dropped him off and drove on home 'Cause secretely I'm timid