Wiggle in the morning
Wiggle in the evening
Wiggle 'til the break of dawn
Wiggle to the left
Wiggle to the right
Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone
I remember the first day that I found her, I put my arms around her
She tried to wiggle wiggle away
I took her by the hand and asked to be her man
This is what she had to say
You know I love to wiggle
Could you meet me in the middle
And learn to wiggle with me someday
When she said there's nothin' to it, then I told I would do it
If she promised not to wiggle away
And, uh, that's why we wiggle in the morning
Wiggle in the evening
Wiggle 'til the break of dawn
Wiggle to the left
Wiggle to the right
Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone
My, the years have gone by and it kinda makes me cry
We got a little girl of our own
Such a pretty child, always makes us smile
Brightens everyday in our home
Just when it couldn't get better, we gotta little letter
And everything changed that day
My wife started crying
I felt like I was dying
This is what the letter did say
We hate to inform you, but we thought we ought to warn you
About a situation here at school
It appears that your daughter might be failing 'cause we caught her
Wiggling and singing this tune
Is that the Tejas Brothers
That's why there's no more wiggle in the morning
Wiggle in the evening
Wiggle 'til the break of dawn
Wiggle to the left
Wiggle to the right
Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone
Alright, now, everybody sing along
Wiggle in the morning
Wiggle in the evening
Wiggle 'til the break of dawn
Wiggle to the left
Wiggle to the right
Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone
Bring it back, now
Wiggle in the morning
Wiggle in the evening
Wiggle 'til the break of dawn
Wiggle to the left
Wiggle to the right
Wiggle 'til the wiggle's all gone