Tell me about yourself What's good for your health and Do you believe that Greek is a language Are you free Are you mean Is Florida green and Does lightning strike The people that it doesn't like Do you wake up in the middle of the night Was your meal made right And served with ultimate politeness Do your begonias thrive with cyanide And when your lady lies, ah How you gonna keep her in line? And how what you are Is what everybody else Will have to learn how to get used to Oh, I count my loss It's not some idle cost Can't you tell me? Are they doing it wrong Are they taking too long Who's got your money And how are they gonna spend it And what is your stance on immigrants Maybe your policy is one that we can use Oh, tell me I'm dying to know Tell me Tell me about yourself And how what you are Is what everybody else Is just gonna have to get used to Oh, I count my loss It's not some idle cost Can't you tell me?