I'm afraid of spiders I'm afraid of the dark I'm afraid of Eisengaard and hybrid cars and biker bars And I'ma fly like Tarzan (Goldblum) And I make it to the moon Now I'm afraid of coming back down But everyone knows it's not the fall that kills you Fortune favours bravery I guess I'm out of luck All these years of living unsavoury Hell-bent on giving up And I've heard of rhyme and reason, cause and consequence They're just things that apply to other people My life is pure nonsense But I remember when love was enough I remember love But I I remember love If you're scared of piranhas, don't go swimming in the sea Stay at home pyjama'd and bored all cosied up in front of the tv Don't talk to me about destiny Talk to me about destiny, aye (Don't talk to me about it) Absorbing me into anonymity (absorbing) Into your anonymity I remember love Coulda shoulda woulda been a better man More than I am But I'm stuck as I am I'm stuck as I am Coulda shoulda woulda been a better man More than I am They say no man is an island And worse things happen at sea Turn your hand to cannibalism But a can of red bull will do just fine for me Get me out of this prison Woman set me free I'm bored and I've given it my all and I want to go home now There's no manners in Ireland, so póg mo thóin and go home We're all just ignorant immigrants claiming this land was ever our own It'll all be fine, just give it time Coulda shoulda woulda been a better man More than I am I'm stuck as I am Rude girl tell me truth Cos I'm far too long in the tooth I say for this shit, not again (Not again) I say we just forget it (Forget it) Rude girl tell me truth Cos I'm far too long in the tooth ♪ Now I'm not scared anymore I know I'm lying to myself Now I'm not scared anymore I know I'm lying Now I'm not scared anymore I know I'm lying to myself Now I'm not scared anymore Now I'm not scared anymore I know I'm lying to myself Now I'm not scared anymore Now I'm not scared anymore I know I'm lying to myself Now I'm not scared anymore