You can hide behind it You can subtly pose it You can wear it how you like, I know you will They are taking over It's on every other It will tell a story like the ones you read I will never have one I will never have one It would grow in sparse and light It would be an ugly sight, so please Don't look upon my face Don't look upon my face And grow it out until it comes to standing still Join the crowd of aging beards a'many They are looking at me They are looking at me Through those beady eyes They're thinking what they will They will keep them safe and warm From the cold of other's charm, I warn Don't look upon that face Don't look upon that face And grow it out until you found your inner peace Join the crowd of aging beards a'many