Inherited lots of real estate From the empire his father did create Turned his last name into a brand of everything From menswear to bottled water to even steaks Global fame from reality TV When he ran for President, few took him seriously But they came to his rallies from far and near He told them what they wanted to hear They shouted "liar, liar, pants on fire" He replied "Build a wall, and oh you're fired." Shocked the world when elected President Thrived on division, said "America First" Tried to reverse Obama's legacy To satisfy his ego, he held lots of rallies Helped pass tax cuts and eased regulations Made some new trade new trade deals but a trade war with China Tried to bring the troops home, but increased drone warfare Started the Space Force and a few travel bans Some shouted "liar, liar, pants on fire" He replied "Build a wall, and oh you're fired." Some shouted "liar, liar, pants on fire" He replied "Build a wall, and oh you're fired." Many said he Only cared about himself And making money He bragged about his wealth But many said he (America First!) Could drain the swamp (America First!) Take on the elites (America First!) And run them all out (America First!) But loyalty was (America First!) More important to him (America First!) And marketing (America First!) His own image (America First!) Historic meetings with North Korea Made strides for criminal justice reform But got himself in trouble on social media His followers believed every word he said First President to be impeached twice Reacted slowly to COVID-19 After losing re-election, refused to concede Kept promoting self-serving conspiracy theories "I will be the greatest president for many Many, many, many years to come" Most shouted "liar, liar, pants on fire" He replied "Build a wall, and oh you're fired." Most shouted "liar, liar, pants on fire" He replied "Build a wall, and oh you're fired." They shouted "liar, liar, pants on fire" He replied "Build a wall, and oh you're fired." They shouted "liar, liar, pants on fire" He replied "Build a wall, and oh you're fired." He's Donald Trump