My doctor said I'm goin' down slow
What's ailin' me he don't know
I got a job but I'm still the working po'
He gave me one little pill and said "go"
Get some insurance, get some insurance,
Insurance, cause you're too young to die
I went to the office just to see
To find insurance to cover me
Most policies I can't afford,
It made an atheist call on the Lord
Insurance, get some insurance,
Insurance, cause I'm too young to die
I read the fine print signed on the line
I hope I got enough to keep from dying
After all the questions and the third degree
It felt just like a colonoscopy
Insurance, get some insurance,
Insurance, cause I'm too young to die
I read in the paper, the other day
A man lost his spouse
She's pushing up daisies
Now he can't pay the bills
And now he lost his house.
Insurance, get some insurance,
Insurance, cause you're too young to die
I went to the office with the plan
Insurance card in my hand
He looked at it, and said to me
"Preexisting conditions come with a fee"
Insurance, get some insurance,
Insurance, cause I'm too young to die
How much is aspirin again, doctor? That's too much
I need a cat scan doctor, but all I could afford is a kitten scan
I need three stitches, but all I could afford is two
Insurance, insurance, insurance