No winter has ever been colder Than December in Philadelphia No year has ever been longer Than the 10 months I couldn't leave my house You ever bored of the wind and the snow And hanging high off the edges of the glode I'm just down the hall, last door on the right... Don't hesitate to drop by sometime Cause I know You've got my address Hold my head under cold water and get me to pray Slap my face and take all my medicine bottles away It's a long way down But we can't get any lower now