I drink my coffee black, I eat my choclate dark And I throw up a little bit when I see couples in the parks Saying "I love you babe", she's hopping on his back No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love like that I'm drinking day old wine, I spend my nights alone And all these guys are asking if my friends are single and if so If I can hook them up, if I'll be their wingman No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand Why bitter and sweet? Why it's better to be settled in and settled down Cashing in and selling out? Why did everybody get so soft now? Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing I think I'm the last one standing My shirts are oversized and playing ninety's grunge And I might tell a guy I like him but that's only if I'm drunk I might take shots real fast but I take love real slow No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know Why bitter and sweet? Why it's better to be settled in and settled down Cashing in and selling out? Why did everybody get so soft now? Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing I think I'm the last one standing If I say those three words, damn sure I'ma mean it If I bring a guy home it's for a damn good reason When I'm walking down the aisle, no way I'll repeat it Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why Why bitter and sweet? Why it's better to be settled in and settled down Cashing in and selling out? Why did everybody get so soft now? Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing I think I'm the last one standing Everyone is trading hickies for the Hamptons Maybe I'm the last one standing