There's cars in the front yard Red cups in the pool Strangers I just met Passed out on my couch in the living room The record's still skipping The sun's almost here Was one for the ages Yeah I'd still be sayin' cheers But the Champagne's all gone Carpets full of confetti The cops came and we rocked on I was the life of the party But I don't feel that cool Everyone showed up but you I saw the invite but Was too scared to see You slow dancing, your hands moving onto somebody Who's taller and blonder than me I kinda regret it Not stopping by But I didn't know if you'd want me to Walk in and mess up the time of your life And now Champagne's all gone Carpets full of confetti The cops came and we rocked on I was the life of the party But I don't feel that cool Everyone showed but you Yeah everyone showed up but you Last one out front door Guess I know what that means This party is over And your really over me Champagne's all gone Carpets full of confetti Cops came and we rocked on I was the life of the party (You was the life of the party) But I don't feel that cool I'm just not that cool Everyone showed up but you Wish nobody showed up but you Everyone showed up but you