The other night I was having a dream about you and Woke up and couldn't stop thinkin' about you so I got up and ran to the bathroom and Threw up everywhere haha You probably thought I was gonna say some sweet shit right there but I still hate you aha I thank the Lord that you ain't by my side, no more Killin' my drive you won't slow this ride, oh no I caught a lot you tried to throw those lies, oh no But you can't hide because I know those eyes I see right through it they expose ya disguise yeah Know what you doin' girl you are not sly Said I'm a good guy I don't want you to die But wouldn't mind if life come around and blacken your eyes Listen I'ma be the best you ever had Go head' have your fun now cause' later on you gonna be sad I promise I'ma make you feel every word that you said I'm already on your mind I know I live in your head And once I start to get success I know you'll live with regret You know who give the best sex I know you missin' this bed So go ahead and find replacements cause' they'll never be me But please, when they let you down stop giving my phone a ring forreal I hope that your life sucks Go broke and can't buy stuff Get stuck in your mid-life crisis Hope your phone never lights up You miss me and get high but You never find no love like us I may wish a lot of things But I wish you the worst, yeah Cause' I done seen a lot of things And baby girl you're the worst, God damn you the worst Nothin' good to say well then just don't talk at all Good thing my momma never taught that so let's go have a ball I hope next time you walk your dog you slip, trip and you fall Break your phone while you at it and miss all of your calls I hope you get knocked up and then the daddy go and leave And when you lookin' at the child you wish it was from me I hope you burn all the food for your thanksgiving feast And then the grinch steal the presents from your Christmas tree I hope you wake up late cause' your alarm doesn't work Go to stop and get breakfast but forgot your purse Spill the coffee that you made at home all over your shirt Start speedin', pop your tire when you hittin' the curb I really wanna wish the best for you but it's hard I hope next time you fall in love they go and break your heart That way you can go and feel all the things that I felt When karma comes around you gon' get what you dealt I hope that your life sucks Go broke and can't buy stuff Get stuck in your mid-life crisis Hope your phone never lights up You miss me and get high but You never find no love like us I may wish a lot of things But I wish you the worst, yeah Cause' I done seen a lot of things And baby girl you're the worst, God damn you the worst