As a child I dreamt I fell headlong down a hungry well To land upon a leafy floor, just like Alice years before In fact she left a note for me, 'If you're free, please come to tea' And so without further ado I left just as she asked me to Asked Tweedledum and Tweedledee But neither one knew where Alice's house could be I asked the knight, I asked the hare But neither could direct me there And yet, somehow, I reached her gate Whose notice read, 'You're far too late' Asked Tweedledum and Tweedledee But neither one knew where Alice's house could be