I've never been worse, thanks for asking
Is it making you nervous, all this honesty?
Oh, I'm sorry if you're a little uncomfortable
But I'm uncomfortable watching you shift in your seat
How do I look like I've been doing?
Week old wine stain on my jeans
And the last of last night's makeup
Is barely hanging on just like me
But if you've got time for whiskey
And if you've got time to smoke
If you've got time to sit here, I get it if you don't
But don't go asking questions
That you don't want answers to
I've got too much to say and I'll tell it all to you
From heroin to cheating, I've lost a lot of people
I'm not a victim but I didn't bring it on myself
And I'm an open book with an open ending
And, hell, I'm just glad you asked me for yourself
I've got more unclaimed baggage
Than an airport lost and found
If no one picks it up, it just goes
Round and round and round
But if you've got time for whiskey
And if you've got time to smoke
If you've got time to sit here, I get it if you don't
But don't go asking questions
That you don't want answers to
I've got too much to say and I'll tell it all to you
Yeah, I'll tell it all, I'll tell it all to you
Oh, honey, I'm not trying to shock you
I don't wanna freak you out
I'm just talking about the things
That we don't talk about
So if you've got time for whiskey
And if you've got time to smoke
If you've got time to sit here, I know you probably won't
But don't go asking questions
That you don't want answers to
I've got too much to say and I'll tell it all to you
I'll tell it all
I'll tell it all
I'll tell it all
I'll tell it all to you