I don't really like dating assholes
But I do it cause I have a weird relationship with my Dad
Can I really say I pay my own bills
If all my credit cards are maxed
I'm funny when I drink
And I'm drunk like all the time
Cause everything's a joke even my own
Life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone
I feel great, why do you ask
Spill champagne and raise my glass
Pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me cause I'm happy
I hate doing my dishes
So I drink from the bottle, and I save some time
It's only February
And it's been the longest year of my life
I'm funny when I'm sad
And I'm sad like all the time
Cause everything's a joke, even my own
Life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone
I feel great, why do you ask
Spill champagne and raise my glass
Pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me cause I'm happy
I'm happy
Is that all there is to a broken heart
Lean Cuisines in my shopping cart
A million friends that I don't know
With a front row seat to my shit show
My life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone
My life's a party and that's why I'm never at home
I'll do anything not to be alone
I feel great, why do you ask
Spill champagne and raise my glass
Pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me cause I'm happy
When I get up, I get down
I take my meds, and I hit the town
When I get up, I get down
I take my meds, and I hit the town
When I get up, I get down
I take my meds, and I hit the town and I
Pity party like I'm Gatsby
But people like me cause I'm happy