Slow slow Slow slow Slow Mr. Slow Mo Mr. Slow Mo Slow slow Mr. Slow Mo Mr. Slow Mo Slow, slow Mr. Slow Mo Mr. Slow Mo Slow, slow Mr. Slow Mr. Slow Mo Mr. Slow Mo I'm the slow motion man In the crosswalk Walking just as slow as I can Holding up the traffic As I walk across the street Hardly even seems Like I'm picking up my feet I'm the slow motion man In the crosswalk California laws will protect me Then an earthquake hits And I fall deep in a crack And everybody cheers 'cause I'm dead Slow, slow Dying so slow