Señorita, tasty mamacita Tell me baby, what's your name Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a Tell me baby, who's to blame I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell him that's he's gone too far He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself Now my blood is boilin' over my soul Hey! I'm sorry, I didn't hear that Did you just tell me to fuckin' fuck myself Yeah Well I'm telling you to step outside Oh really Yeah, we got some things to talk about A little lady named Conchita Hey Yeah, you harmed her What, who said? Who are you Yeah, fuck you you piece of shit When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground I see he's cut me with a bottle My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle ¿Dónde estas mi horse? Allí ¿Digame, donde estas Larry? Allí ¿En los montañes? ¿Dónde?, ¿en el cañon Muy bien, cold-water cañon Andale pues, hey, ha, ha Ah, te llamo mi Conchita Yo tengo hambre para tu boca Mira mi cara Soy en fuego para tu beso Mi amorrrrr... Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away With Conchita, oh my mamacita, kissing him upon the face I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you Now my mind is spinnin' out of control Ah I'm sorry mamacita Oh my little señorita Ay perdone señorita