I can feel you in my heart Even though we drift apart And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice Cuz you won't shut up Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi Whoa, yeah. Whoa, oh I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (Whoa, romance) And you know that I love you, when we're FUCKIN 'Cuz orgasm equals love All my friends smile And they chuckle at pictures Of your bare moose knuckle Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you Whoa, yeah. Whoa, some more I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa...) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies Cuz orgasm equals love I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel Let's get married, and have babies... Just kidding Cuz orgasm equals love Cuz erections equals love Cuz ejaculation equals love