You know what day it is It's undeniably, indisputably, unquestionably, indubitably Undebatably, incontestably, unequivocally, irrefutably Unmistakeably Tuesday Tell me what's the day that comes after Monday? Tuesday Tell me what's the day that comes before Wednesday? Tuesday Tell me what's the day that's furthest from Saturday? Tuesday What's the day that comes once a week? It's Tuesday, my favorite day of the week No obligations that affect me significantly Let's hear it for Tuesday! Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday I like today which is Tuesday TUESDAY! Whatcha got going on on Tuesday? What's going on on Tuesday? It's Tuesday, my favorite day of the week Nothing exciting but aggressive monotony Let's hear it for Tuesday the most average day of the week! Maybe I'll take a nap while I'm doing a load of laundry Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday Do you like Tuesday too... zday? Tuesday, Tuesday, we like Tuesday This song is about Tuesday! Get it?