I'm being watched by a duck
And with a little bit of luck
I can move away and never fear again
I saw his beak, he made a smirk
Then he dunked his head to lurk
And turned my blood to ice within my veins
I would migrate north if you could guarentee
That there are no ducks in the arctic sea
Their waddling gives me anxiety
Whenever they're following me
... quack...
I'm afraid of a duck!
(Cause they have freaky feet)
I'm afraid of a duck!
(And their razor sharp beak)
I'm afraid of a duck!
(They have black beady eyes)
I'm afraid of a duck!
(And they're staring at me)
You dirty chloaca, go back to your flock of
Paddling, revolting, floating, free-loading poultry!
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
Here they come i think i'm marked
Every time i'm at the park
A miscreation comes to steal my bread
Drop your things and run for the car
Cause if you don't make it that far
They'll feast upon your fallen corpse instead
There is nothing more foul (fowl) than a trip on the lake
Staring me down til I finally break
A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack
And I don't have the strength to fight back
... quack quack...
I'm afraid of a duck!
(They will kill for your bread)
I'm afraid of a duck!
(They'll eat your liver instead)
I'm afraid of a duck!
(Something that rhymes with me)
I'm afraid of a duck!
(Stop laughing at me)
You think that it's funny?
Just wait til they're coming
Don't you know that birds of a feather murder together?
They're after me
It's watching me
They're after me
It's watching me
They're after me
It's watching me
They're after me
Sssshhhhhhhh...
I'm afraid of that duck
I'm afraid of that other duck
I'm afraid of the flock
And all my friends think I should see a QUACK!!
... but i'm not cool with that
Claiming ducks are all innocent?
THEY'RE NOT!
Little pieces of shit, they bit me when i was a kid: ruined my fucking life!
I could have been president, but look at me now!
I'm in this stupid band!
I'm not crazy, you see
Look, they hunt in a flying V
And its pointed at me
My worst nightmare descends upon...
(Rawrb gets raped by ducks)
OH GOD!!
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME!
GOD DAMN BIRDS!
THERE'S DUCKS EVERYWHERE!!
SHIT!
SHIT, NO!
AAAAAH, AAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!
NO, NO, NO, NO FUCK!!
PIECE OF... GOD DAMN...!
What do you think, doc? Am I crazy?
It sounds like you have a classic case of annotataphobia:
Which is a fear of being watched by ducks.
I recommend you go to the store; buy many loaves of bread
And feed the ducks.
Feed aaaaall the ducks.
FEEEEEEED the duuuuucks...!
That's your advice?
FEEEEEED THEEEEEEM!!
Who gave you your degree??
I attended the university of quaaaack...
Where I got my masters in quaaaack!
I moved on to QUAAAAACK!!
And QUAAACK!!
No...
QUACK!!
No.!
QUACK!!!!!
NO!!!
NOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!
NOT AGAIN!
THERE IS NO GOOOOD...!!
(Rawrb gets raped by ducks again)