It's that time of year for goin' shopping!
It's that time of year for seein' Grandma!
It's that time of year for lying to children!
That's right, Santa doesn't exist
It's that time of year for hatin' fruitcake!
It's that time of year for drinkin' eggnog!
It's that time of year for bakin' a mince pie!
Betcha money by the end of the year, you'll be fat!
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Toys-a-plenty and choo-choo trains
Summer sausage and candy canes
Wal-Mart Santa coin donations
Salvation Army dedications
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers hit the malls and drive the economy
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers do your stuff
And make us all glad to be home!
Home
Home from work
About damn time I get a day off!
It's that time of year for hanging stockings!
It's that time of year for gingerbread men!
It's that time of year for getting a fake tree!
Decorate or you're not gonna eat
It's that time of year for watching reruns!
It's that time of year for roasting chestnuts!
It's that time of year for opening presents!
Don't forget, better clean up the mess that you made!
Christmas music overplayed
Every minute of every day
Find a present for your mother
Then your dad and then your brother!
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers hit the malls and drive the economy
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers gotta
Buy!
Consumers do your stuff
And make us all glad to be home!
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It's that time of year for cheesy sweaters!
It's that time of year for fuzzy earmuffs!
It's that time of year for footed pajamas!
You know the ones with the hole in the butt
It's that time of year for family drama!
It's that time of year for lots of drug use!
It's that time of year for having a breakdown!
Holidays are the days that will make you hate life