I'll forget if I don't tell you 'bout who I just met Outside my window there's a walk of shame The line, it just goes on forever There's no way for me to sum it up in just one day So much to tell you but I can't explain 'Cause everyone is oh so clever Well, you could say I'm wrong I never said I'm right I'm gonna get new locks on my door tonight Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors? Popping and locking by the elevator Next door either stripper or pro skater It's oh so good in North Hollywood Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors? Popping and locking by the elevator Girl upstairs is having sex or she's in labor It's oh so good in North Hollywood Well, I've been here too long and I just gotta say If I was in better shape, I'd run so far away 'Cause if I stay, it will be the end of me I think you all should know: the farmer's market sucks Who buys shitty flowers for a hundred bucks? And oh god, look, it's a candle guy I just wanna go home Please let me go home (Get me the hell out of here)