Can't tell you everything's gonna be okay I wish I could and make your problems go away You always dis me on your phone But I don't even care You sit on your sofa Watch TV while I stare, hey I knew you couldn't make me go away We'll beat your boss up and say "Hey, fat guy get the fuck out of my house" Now you go out with all your friends And you'll hang out at the mall We'll go play pinball, and hopefully You will let me drive your car Now don't think that your money's gone I'll save some with you when I have some We can hang out cheap and eat ramen Friendship first should be your motto Can't tell you everything's gonna be okay I wish I could and make your problems go away