They say that it gets better
Just get over the hump
But I hate the East Coast weather
And the person I've become
Every day the band might break up
And no therapist can help
But this is me just feeling sorry for myself
SNL and Fallon
Seemed easy at eighteen
Everyone's your biggest fan
Until the day you don't succeed
And I know I sound dramatic
And ungrateful for my health
But this is me just feeling sorry for myself
I wish that I was small enough
To drown inside this paper cup
And nobody would find me
No need for feeling lonely
No crying over cards I've been dealt
Or feeling sorry for myself
I just can't seem to go vegan
And the world it hates my guts
I wish that I could call up Jesus
Tell him what the fuck is up
I'm Peter Pan who's lost his magic
All my youth fell off a shelf
But this is me just feeling sorry for myself
Yeah, I ask a lot of questions
Like, "Will Karah fall in love?
Will Alex find the right girl
Will Mickey get another job?"
'Cause I can't even write a pop song
I can only storytell
So this is me just feeling sorry for myself
I wish that I was small enough
To drown inside this paper cup
And nobody would find me
No need for feeling lonely
No crying over cards I've been dealt
Or feeling sorry for myself
My love language is nothing
Maybe I just need a hug
If you're listening to this song
Just know you're my parachute, you're my blood
And I know it's not the end
Only time can tell
But this is me and I know I'm kind of boring
And I'm bored and annoying
But this is me feeling sorry for myself
Why'd you call me?
I can't even steer and drive