Rule Brittania? The bitch's scammed ya No smiling Union Jacks My friends, I want my money back But what about the system? I think no one would miss them Brain-dead corpses in the House of Lords We could all learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom No, this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Rule Britannia? What's she ever done for me? Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride And made the tourists hate me This Green and Emerald Isle? It's just 800 miles of bile High rise, car parks, ash tray dirt? Well, we could still learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom No, this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Rule Britannia 'Cause England never, never will be saved Rule Britannia? Our first national scam Watches starving children on her TV screen While she's shacked up with her Uncle Sam 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom No, this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK