Your telephone counseling session today I'll call you back in five minutes, see if I can chat to you Confide in me and I will Brush you off, apparently Hand-outs of my advice when You weren't even asking me No wonder you never tell me anything No wonder you never tell me anything Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God What I would do if I were you What I would do if I were you Oh my God, oh my God How did I talk all over? Nudging you under the rug I love the sound of my voice Why can't I shut the fuck up? No wonder you never tell me anything No wonder you never tell me Tell me anything Tell me anything Ugh, tell me anything Tell me anything I've got a good intent, but I've made a habit out of it I'll bite my tongue to listen Stop trying to fix everything No wonder you never tell me anything No wonder you never tell me anything Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God What I would do if I were you What I would do if I were you Oh my God, oh my God