All I want for Christmas is a work email All I want for Christmas is a work email All I want for Christmas is a work email I never needed you I never needed you I don't mean to sound ungrateful But I don't wanna eat this much And I can't come up with enough conversation, even though we're blurred You've been winding down since summer And you've been dating them since June They're excited to be cozy, which annoys the fuck out of you But you gotta wait until January to calm the calls And the cozy Christmas couple plans are awful When they're with someone wrong All I want for Christmas is a work email All I want for Christmas is a work email All I want for Christmas is a work email I never needed you, I never needed you I'm aware I do sound bitter (oh-oh) And I like receiving gifts (oh-oh-oh-oh) But it's hard to relax with the fairy lights illuminating my sins And my God, I am a sinner (oh-oh) No New Year changes this (oh-oh-oh-oh) Cut the problems inside up and eventually maybe I will begin To work through it in order and find some clarity (oh-yeah) But for now I'm too exhausted to see my glass is anything but empty All I want for Christmas is a work email (all I want) And I try to feel it but I always fail Between now and spring is when I miss you most So I'll sleep this one through 'cause I never needed you...