I hate Christmas a lot So i took a little trip Away from all the noise the noise the noise Far away from whoville And the sounds of girls and boys And the noise of all the toys the toys the toys I'm 53 years old now And ready for retirement Need a little quality grinch time Just me myself and silence Cos i guess you can't make a reindeer out of a dog And nobody eats roast beast here At least on my watch (I'll steal your stockings, i'll take your tree) Anything i can stuff back up the chimney I hate the singing (fah who foraze) I hate the singing (dah who doraze) I may dress like St.Nick But I'm the grinch (*he's the grinch*) I hate Christmas a lot So i took a little trip Far Away from all the noise the noise the noise I had to get away from whoville And the sounds of girls and boys And the noise of all the toys the toys the toys I'm 53 years old now And ready for retirement Need a little quality grinchy time Just me myself and silence Cos i guess you can't make a reindeer out of a dog And nobody eats roast beast down here At least on my watch (I'll steal your stockings i'll take your tree) Anything i can stuff back up the chimney I hate the singing (fah who foraze) I hate the singing (dah who doraze) I think ill play a little grinchy trick I hate the singing (fah who foraze) I hate the singing (dah who doraze) I may look like St.Nick But I'm the grinch (*he's the grinch*) Yeah I'm the grinch (he's the grinch