I might be moving to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop a
Dental floss
Raisin' it up, waxin' it down
In a little white box, I can
Sell uptown
By myself, I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Well, I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
But then, on the other hand, I would
Keep the wax and melt it down
Pluck some floss and swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop (do do do do da da da)
And it'd be on top
That's why I'm movin' to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
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I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss
I pluck all day and all night and all afternoon
Oh, I'm riding a small tiny horse
His name is Mighty Little
He's a good horse
Even if he's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
Oh, anyway
I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss
Even if you think it might be a bit silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
Gonna find me a horse, just about this big
And ride him all along the border line
With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
That I was mighty grand
By myself, I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
Then I'd get a cuppa coffee
And give my foot a push
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the dental floss bush
Then I might just (do do do do da da da)
Jump back on
And ride like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay, oh)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay, woah)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippie yi-yo ti-yay)