Dudes just step to ya with a corny line Asking for your name, saying what's your sign? You turn around like boy quit talking to me He could pick you up in a limousine You'd look back like whachu mean Just worried about more important things Boys are non-committal Always in the middle It bothers you a little Bothers you a little Why can't we be like Mom & Dad? You don't wanna settle Didn't you get the memo You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos This is enough to drive you mad If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back Write her up, maybe out of touch You only see schmucks And you've really had enough It's not adding up and you just don't understand Straight shooter, he's a straight shooter Cut to the chase and he asked if he could do her PS he had a ring on his left hand Boys are non-committal Always in the middle It bothers you a little It bothers you a little Why can't we be like Mom & Dad? Don't wanna settle Didn't you get the memo You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos This is enough to drive you mad If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me If you think romance is dead and gone Find an old jukebox full of 45's Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me