Daniel, you did it, you made me cry You spent ten days in bed when I asked you why And requested my whereabouts through tweets Darling, why do you bury yourself in sheets? Well, I told you There's unrest in the House of Lords Written on sandwich boards Outside the shop where they sell your favourite drink So what do you think you're doing telling people lies? The hope's going like Christmas pies And it's never gonna stop you turning pink Daniel, you know it, you wanted to Find a place on your own like you always do I'd bear in mind Daniel, you're still a child Still a child Daniel's gone running, the trail's gone cold You've been acting quite strangely since ten years old And when you were eleven They said, "You ought to pray to high heaven you don't get caught" Well, Daniel, don't worry, you won't be missed You'll spend ten years in prison to pay for this Ah, is it all worthwhile? Daniel, you're still a child La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la You got a death wish, child Four cans of pesticide to drink 4:30, Western Time The boy's been arrested, why do you think? Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh