It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it It's hard to be objectified just the right amount And sometimes still have sex with dudes When they deserve to be called out Yup I'm an educated woman and I know my stuff But I like my lovers with a little scruff If I could take a pill that would remove this curse I'd never talk to straight men 'cause they're the worst Men kill people, men start wars But at the same time they're totes adorbs I worry fucking subjugators makes me a traitor And then I get wet and decide to think about it later It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it It's hard to be objectified just the right amount And sometimes still have sex with dudes When they deserve to be called out I'm not a man-hater I'm sad to say Look, patriarchy is great for a lay We can have a bunch of sex if we speak bluntly We can have even more if we're quiet and hungry I spend my days making life harder For guys who don't acknowledge their inherent power But night comes around and it's time to relax I'm sick of talking I just want some ass It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it It's hard to be objectified just the right amount And sometimes still have sex with dudes When they deserve to be called out My inner Steinem wants to object But my inner broken hymen says he's so erect I wanna write a think piece for Jezebel About this problematic blowjob and my special place in hell When it's all over it's time to take stock Were all these compromises worth five minutes of cock I don't want to slut-shame anyone But come on Rachel, what have you done It's hard to be a feminist and still want dick It's hard to care what other people think and still be over it It's hard to be objectified just the right amount And sometimes still have sex with dudes I really like having sex with dudes Earlier today I had some sex with dudes I yell and then I have sex with dudes When they deserve to be called out