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I got a story for you guys
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I'm ready
I was- I- I was chilling with a shorty
She was just a friend and we were heading to a party
Cruising in a boat listening to Bob Marley
She insisted that she drive and I said that that was gnarly
The boat got rocky so I was a little worried
Then I saw her down seven sips of hot coffee
I asked "Are you sleepy?" and then she got salty
She drank a Red Bull so fast that it was shocking
I told her "Slow down" and she said real calmly
I'm a little tired, so my vision's kinda blurry
I worked all day and my sleep was kinda spotty
But I do this all the time and you are acting like a smarty
Maybe she was right, so I told her I was sorry
But she started getting close, so again it made me worried
Although she was my bro she looked exactly like a barbie
She said Wow SpongeBob, you are such a cute hottie
You know, we don't really need to go to this party
I'll pull my boat over, let's get a little naughty
Back back, woman, I'm a master at karate
Then she said Show me, daddy
Ight, Imma head out
I am not the one for your fun, like a nun I will run
Yaa, Imma head out
I don't want to choose being used, you are missing some screws
Woman, Imma head out
We were just friends, no pretends, now it all has to end
Yaa, Imma head out
But, maybe she was tired, or wired
Maybe it wasn't what she desired, maybe Imma head out
A month later, I saw her in a crowd
She apologized to me and cooked me dinner at her house
I wondered why she wore such a skin-tight blouse
But I didn't think too much because I knew she had a spouse
She got up from the table and went over to the couch
She pulled a little knob, and a mattress came out
She opened up her mouth, and she said really loud
Come here zaddy Sponge, now
Ight, Imma head out
Yaa, Imma head out
I don't want to choose being used, you are missing some screws
Woman, Imma head out
Imma head out
Imma head out
Oh, you got a Pitbull
Ight, Imma head out
You failed high school
Yaa, Imma head out
You peed in the pool
Ight, Imma head out
You don't pump your own fuel
Yaa, Imma head out
I forgot my wallet
Ight, Imma head out
I clogged somebody's toilet
Yaa, Imma head out
They got flamboyant
Ight, Imma head out
They stopped getting unemployment
Yaa, Imma head out
Imma head-
Ight, Imma head
Imma head out
Yaa, Imma head out
I am not the one for your fun, like a nun I will run
Yaa, Imma head out
I don't want to choose being used, you are missing some screws
Woman, Imma head out
We were just friends, no pretends, now it all has to end
Yaa, Imma head out
But, maybe she was tired, or wired
Maybe it wasn't what she desired
Maybe Imma head out