Yar
Man, I got a story to tell (it's a good one)
I was just minding my business jellyfishing
There was this bully, right
Didn't even seem like the bully type
Walked right up to me and told me, "You look like a cookie bite"
I said, "You could be right
But me, I'm not the lookie type"
So I walked away, and then he hit me with a cooking knife
He said, "Did I tell you you could walk away, Sponge?"
I responded, "No" and then he hit me with an eight punch
All up in my face
And then I lost my patience
So I spinned around and whipped out two of my ray guns
He said, "Oh, no" and then he tried to run away
But I said, "Oh, no, no, lil' homie, you messed up my day"
(You messed up)
So I caught up to him and I punch him in the face (kapow!)
He said, "Ahahahaha" then he hit me with some mace
It left a taste, but I absorbed it without a trace
Then I looked at him and said, "I'm 'bout to put you in your place
So you better say your grace" (say it)
And I chopped him in the waist (uh-huh)
These arms may be weak, but they gon' leave you in a brace (Sponge)
Don't mess with me
While I'm jellyfishing
While I'm jellyfishing
W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
Mess around and catch a sting
While I'm jellyfishing
While I'm jellyfishing
W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
Next day
Got my net, got my jams, got my basket
Jellyfishing on them with my best friend, Patrick
Khakis on my fabric
I make them disappear
But this is not a hat trick
This is not magic
This is psychiatric
Move so elastic
Fantastic, gymnastic, cleaning up plastic
The way I swish this net, man, I almost got drafted
I am in my zone and this zone has been crafted
Don't mess with me
While I'm jellyfishing
While I'm jellyfishing
W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
Mess around and catch a sting
While I'm jellyfishing
While I'm jellyfishing
W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
Don't mess with me (man, this beat is crazy)
While I'm jellyfishing
While I'm jellyfishing
W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
Mess around and catch a sting
While I'm jellyfishing
While I'm jellyfishing
W-W-While I'm jellyfishing
It's over with
I tried to tell people that jellyfishing is my zen

It's my garden
Why don't they understand that?
Yah