Daddy's comin' home and she can't fit out the window Her bosom too large, she gotta try the back door Daddy's comin' home and he got elected sergeant major He gotta alcohol problem, he gon' drink 'til it's dawn You're no better than me, no, you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man Well Daddy's comin' home and she's gotta paint him a picture She gotta tell him why there's a wine glass half full Daddy's comin' home and he got a hooker by his side And she says, "Tell me why, Daddy, tell me why?" You're no better than me, no, you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man You're no better than me, no, you're just like the rest I know you killed Momma in the back of her car Hey, Daddy ain't comin' home 'cause I cut his stupid head off I says, "How you goin' 'round town treatin' a woman like that?" I buried him in the backyard with a big old shovel I did it because I love you, baby, and I always have your back You're no better than me, no, you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man You're no better than me, no, you're just like the rest I know you killed Momma in the back of her car You're no better than me, no, you're just like the rest Ain't got no morals, just a free ramblin' man You're no better than me, no, you're just like the rest I know you killed Momma in the back of her car