(Yeah, yeah SLEEPR that's literally insane)
Pull up to the shops and I rack bitch
Thirty bags of lollies in my black rucksack bitch
Got the bread, ham, cheese gonna make a sandwich
Anything you want we can put it in the back bitch
Anything you want, if they got it we can have it
(Hi, what would you like to order?)
I'll be sliding through the aisles like a fucken snowboarder
Jumpin' over rails like a fucken parkourer
Puttin' shit in my bag like a fucken hoarder
First things first let's go to the bakery
See what breads and cookies they have got in store for me
So much damn dough got no time to stop and count my cheese
Seccy's out there lookin' for me while I'm grabbing pastries
Next to the chocolate aisle
This is where I'll be getting most of my supply tonight
Grab some popcorn, family bars for my movie night
Couple bags of M&M's and now I'm taking flight
As I round the corner I be pullin' out my Glock
Spraying all the bullets made of liquorice and choc
Look at who I'm shooting at, facing down a cop
'What's that in your pocket kid?'
Officer, that's just my cock
Phew, we got him flustered
Now it's time to pay a dollar for some squeezy custard
After I exit, I'm gonna make a run for it
But after we paid a dollar, today I'm taking dubs for it
Yeah
I'm an avid shoplifter, bitch