I'm so worried about what's happening today In the Middle East, you know And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow I'm so worried about the fashions today I don't think they're good for your feet And I'm so worried about the shows on TV That sometimes they want to repeat I'm so worried about what's happening today And you know And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow I'm so worried about my hair falling out And the state of the world today And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt About everything anyway I'm so worried about modern technology I'm so worried about all the things That they dump in the sea, I'm so worried about it Worried about it, worried, worried, worried I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong I'm so worried about whether people like this song I'm so worried about this very next verse It isn't the best that I've got And I'm so worried about whether I should go on Or whether I shouldn't just stop I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped And I'm worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone round the bend I'm worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow