I had a girl An actual girlfriend, yeah. She asked me To trim back my face hair. But nobody ever tells me to shave. (Tells me to shave) So I dumped her. I dumped her ass straight away! 'Cause I'm bearded and that's how it's going to stay. I let it grow. Sometimes it annoyed me. Sometimes it itched. And girls would avoid me. But whenever I looked at a bearded man. (A bearded man) It made me feel glad that I'd stuck to the plan (Stuck to the plan) And kept my beard. And that's when I met you. You said 'Nice beard' How could I forget you? As soon as I saw you I suddenly knew. (Suddenly knew) That you liked me for my beard and I liked yours too (I liked yours too) And I I got a beard And you helped me groom it I got a beard I'm so glad you approve it, yeah! I got a beard (Got me a beard) Oh I got me a beard (Got me a beard) Yes I got me a beard (Got me a beard) I got me a beard (Got me a beard) Oh, I got me a beard (I got a beard) Got me a beard! (I got a beard) Got me a beard! (I got a beard) Oh, I got me a beard! (I got a beard) Beard, beard, beard, beard, beard (I got a beard) (Got me a beard) (I got a beard) (Got me a beard)