Went down to the doctor sayin' help me something's wrong Temp's 103 degrees and can't get rid of this hard on He said, son pull down them Levis, n' whip out that little dong Shook his head and then he said exactly what was wrong I got the beaver Beaver fever Burnin' me up Bout to go insane I got beaver Beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain Doc pulled out his notepad wrote down a number and a name Said ain't no pills or potion gonna do a goddamn thing Get your ass to Brandy she's a dandy that's for sure That remedy between her knees, your fever's only cure I got the beaver Beaver fever Burnin' me up Bout to go insane I got beaver Beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain Tina, Tanya, Terri Lynn got my fever going south Sherry, Mary, Carolyn let me stick it in her mouth By the time I shot on Sheila wasn't feelin' all that sick But it was Betty's snatch that got me back to 98.6 I got the beaver Beaver fever Burnin' me up Bout to go insane I got beaver Beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain I got the beaver Beaver fever Burnin' me up Bout to go insane I got beaver Beaver fever Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain