These four walls are slowly closin' in on me My cellmate and I we like to talk about our dreams He says he's gonna get a job and turn his life around He asks me what I want when I get out Pussy and beer Pussy and beer Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear I swear to God If I ever get out of here I'm gonna head down the highway And find me some pussy and beer I'm sick of all this crappy cafeteria stuff All I want is a big ol' face of muff Wash it down with a frosty glass of Bud Instead of lying here tryin' to guard my butt Pussy and beer Pussy and beer Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear I swear to God If I ever get out of here I'm gonna head down the highway And find me some pussy and beer Went to the prison doc Told him I was sick Then the son of a bitch tried to suck my dick Why does everyone wanna fuck my ass How do these guys get hard so fast? Mama please send Pussy and beer Pussy and beer Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear I swear to God If I ever get out of here I'm gonna head down the highway And find me some pussy and beer Pussy and beer Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear I swear to God If I ever get out of here I'm gonna head down the highway And find me some Head down the highway and find me some Head down the highway and find me some Pussy and beer