Met this girl at a honky tonk I caught her staring at my balls We talked a lot did a couple shots I was fingering her before they said last call Now we're at the Motel 6 Got a bunch of good coke in a line And I'm fucking her from behind And we're listening to Patsy Cline Sex, drugs & country music Man that shit sure puts me in the mood Sex, drugs & country music Only three things I ever wanna do 3am she passed out I stayed up staring at her tits Sun came up hungover as fuck Must have woke her up with my fucking loud ass piss She rolled over with her morning breath And said she'd like something to eat So I gave her a piece of this meat Played a little Waylon, smoked a buncha weed Sex, drugs & country music Man that shit sure puts me in the mood Sex, drugs & country music Only three things I ever wanna do I'm sick of all these pussy ass rockstar try hards Trying to be like me They call it sex, drugs & rock and roll But the sayin' oughta be Sex, drugs & country music Man that shit sure puts me in the mood Sex, drugs & country music Only three things I ever wanna do Yeah the only three things I ever wanna do