Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a Class, are now hitting me up for a backstage pass All the ladies get wet when I roll into town So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down? Tuggin' me, fuckin' me, suckin' my dick, till my balls run dry Women I never met whippin' their tits out, so why am I cryin'? They're slingin' their pussies when they hear I'm around Well if my dick is up, tell me why am I down? Meet a girl at the show, and I hand her a pic, And before we shake hands, she starts suckin' my dick Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down? Beatin' me, beatin' me, fuckin' me raw, till my dick gets sore One girl is leavin', There's two more outside, that just walk through the door Now I've learned to eat pussy while I'm wearin' a frown So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down? ... Lickin' me, stickin' me dick in your puss, 'till the sun comes up Ladies I never met sendin' me texts, sayin' they wanna fuck Girls suck on my nuts while they are reachin' around So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down? Why am I down?