Yeah, alright man
More feelin', buddy
Friday night, I just got off work
My boss, man, he's such a jerk
So after work, I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)
That's what I do
♪
That pussy taste good
Monday morning, I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girl's bush and said, "It's breakfast time"
Security guard said, "You can't do that here"
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said, "Do you want a job?"
And I said, "Okay", and then I ate her pussy
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)
Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass
(Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass)
That's what I do
Pussy in the mornin' (sure)
Pussy in the night (yeah)
I eat a lot of pussy when I get into a fight
♪
Thursday night, I was feeling pretty great
I was walking past the honky-tonk on Broadway
I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee
Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong
Where there's supposed to be a pussy, this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass (that's right)
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
(Come on buddy) eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy, suckin' dick and kickin' ass
God dammit, fuckin' play motherfucker
Where'd everybody go?
God dammit