They're hiding all around you everywhere that you go They could be standing right beside you and you'd still never know They pass themselves off as people of respect But heaven only knows how many lives they've wrecked You must be warned, I'm afraid it's true There's a tabloid journalist living near you Be on you're guard know what you're looking for There's a tabloid journalist right next door We don't believe in violence, arson or assault So if someone puts there windows in its not our fault But they'll exploit any tragedy that earns them a buck And if it makes matters worse they don't give a- Boy your own protection you must There's tabloid journalists everywhere What is this country coming to There's a tabloid journalist living near you They've got greasy little fingers and greasy little minds Is that a tabloid journalist sneaking up behind We won't be safe till they publish a list Of registered tabloid journalists